do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
(Source: ytoob, via arthurandhisclotpole)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
(Source: amoying, via torchingdreams)
